I'm watching the BBC coverage of the US Presidential elections right now. It's a close call but as a foreigner I have to say that Gore seems to me to be the better bet. Thanks to Jim [hbwt] for the The Complete Bushisms link:

"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." -- Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy." -- Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000

"This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer, June 23, 2000

"States should have the right to enact reasonable laws and restrictions particularly to end the inhumane practice of ending a life that otherwise could live." -- Cleveland, June 29, 2000