Hey! Google Search: duncan puts me at #1 ;-) Howzabout that then!? Sad, or what.

In fact, a colleague in my department - Prof Paddy Nixon - coined the term 'GLUM Metric' with the following definition:

I reckon the GLUM rating should defined as follows:

The 1 over the quotient of number_of_hits/position_in_hit_list for search of google of one's "familiar name"

According to Paddy, the closer your GLUM rating is to zero the sadder you are ;-)

Paddy's GLUM rating is 1/(474000/28) = .00005907172995780590. Which means that I'm 154.17721518987632836708 times sadder than him B-)