Warning: adult humour ahead. Here's a great spoof link - Q209354 - HOWTO RTFM:

The information in this article applies to:

* General Lamers

Prerequisites:

* The ability to Read
* Basic Brain Function

Update: as soon as I posted this message it dawned on me that it sounded familiar. A quick search of DJ confirmed my suspicion. I'd linked to this almost a year ago in http://duncan.smeed.org/894 ;-) How time flies.

Next time I'm going to SMFW - Search My Weblog - before posting!!