Duncan Yo Yo leap-frogged me in the Google ego-search for Duncan. I've been relegated to #10 on the first page. Mind you you have to admire the current marketing slogan "Duncan Toys Make You Sexy":

That's right. You read that correctly. Duncan® Toys make you sexy. No one throws yo-yos like a Duncan man or Duncan woman. Since 1929, the Duncan yo-yo pro has been the choice of discerning ladies and gentlemen across the world. Style, class, skill - the Duncan pro has it all. Ladies love a man who's good with his hands, and the Duncan yo-yo man is that man indeed. And all the ladies know that a Duncan yo-yo is an express train to a man's heart. Only classy, stylish, hip and cool chicks play with Duncan yo-yos. Duncan yo-yos bring out the best in people.

Yo! Just call me "Yo Yo" Duncan from now ;-)

And if this many "Duncan"'s don't get me above #10 in the Google charts I don't know what will!